Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt fort lauderdale Complete with fixins

Complete with fixins

Multitasking like that takes blue-collar grit and zero regard for alien middle management

Blue text reading "SKATING PALACE" and "SPRINGFIELD

Bureaucratic formatting is the only thing that could make getting pranked by a stranger's torso feel legally binding

Distressed white serif text in a bold

Smartass University - Women's T-Shirt fort lauderdale Complete with fixinsSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"