Camp Crystal Lake - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A large tiki mask illustration

A large tiki mask illustration in warm orange with white accents sits at center

Quint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes

Red cursive text reads "Club" above bold spotted black lettering reading "MAYFAIR

shingled roof

A cartoon Audrey II with a gaping toothed maw

Camp Crystal Lake - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A large tiki mask illustrationRelaxing with friends at Crystal Lake sounds great until you remember the camp's employee retention rate is literally zero. Somehow the brochure never mentions the large gentleman with strong opinions about premarital activities. Inspired by Friday the 13th. The Details: Distressed white text reading "Relax With Friends" arcs across the top of a circular design featuring a light blue woodcut style lake scene with radiating sun rays, waves, and a