Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M preposterous

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Gold text at the bottom reads "CALIFORNIA

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White text below reads "SPELLED BACKWARDS IS TACOCAT

Dr. Jones Professor of Archaeology - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M preposterousListing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure." Marcus Brody vouching for your credentials doesn't make the resume less criminal. Inspired by Indiana Jones. The Details: Arched golden cream serif text reads "Expert Of The Occult" above "Obtainer Of Rare Antiquities." A distressed earth tone illustrated portrait of Dr. Jones in his brown fedora sits over Egyptian hieroglyphics in muted gold