Best Guitar Player in The World Textual - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating"

Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend

Plausible deniability built into a wave graphic is the entire business model of spring break souvenir shops

The bait shop aesthetic is basically a legal defense strategy for anyone whose grandma reads slow

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TO GET SOME PUSSY

Best Guitar Player in The World Textual - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Slapping "I Heart Motor Boating"Grabbing the mic at your brother's wedding to prove Pop wrong about your guitar skills is cheaper than therapy and twice as satisfying. Self taught excellence needs no lessons, just an open bar. Inspired by The Wedding Singer. The Details: Bold white hand lettered text reads "Best Guitar Player In The World!" with a white sign of the horns hand icon beside it. A white outline illustration of a Stratocaster style electric guitar sits below distressed