Independence 1776 - Unisex T-Shirt iowa and regulars nursed cocktails between

and regulars nursed cocktails between frames

Yellow horizontal lines frame distressed white block text reading "TRAIN TO CRACK SKULLS" below

That old LOckhaven phone exchange tells you everything about the era

Somewhere a tortilla chip is being lowered into queso with more reverence than most people show at church

A cartoon hawk mascot in a white baseball uniform and orange cap labeled "Waterloo" crouches beside a large golden-yellow "W

Independence 1776 - Unisex T-Shirt iowa and regulars nursed cocktails betweenThomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue. Founding Fathers rolling in their graves is basically a renewable energy source at this point. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "I GAVE THEM BITCHES" above a white halftone portrait of Thomas Jefferson flanked by "17" and "76." Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE