Gosh - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt portland Large red chunky text reads

Large red chunky text reads "An apple a day keeps anyone away

George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out

KMG-365—you're cleared to wear it

which makes the nostalgia completely bulletproof

A vintage-textured white cartoon ghost with a wide open mouth and raised arms sits centered below

Gosh - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt portland Large red chunky text readsNapoleon's entire vocabulary of rage fits in one syllable, and somehow that's more devastating than any actual swear word. Slack jawed contempt has never been so polite or so relentless. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: Distressed white rounded bubble text reads "Gosh" across the top. A cartoon portrait of Napoleon Dynamite appears below, rendered in orange, peach, and black ink, depicting his curly reddish orange afro, oversized glasses,