I'd Hit That - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Citing precedent from Moses to

Citing precedent from Moses to a Dodgers pitcher to win a parking lot argument about a recreational bowling league is peak Walter Sobchak litigation

High-contrast halftone portrait of Tommy DeVito in a suit with slicked-back hair

Large decorative distressed lettering reads "RIOS" with "UTAH-IDAHO INTERMOUNTAIN LEAGUE" in smaller condensed text to the right and "BASEBALL CLUB" below

Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

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I'd Hit That - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Navy Citing precedent from Moses toHolding an eleven and not hitting is the only decision worse than saying "I'd hit that" out loud at a company party. At least the blackjack table rewards your lack of restraint. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "I'D HIT THAT" in bold uppercase lettering. Below, two overlapping playing cards rendered in a weathered style depict a 6 of spades and a 5 of hearts, with scuffed and scratched texture across both card faces. Fit & Fabric: