Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather " flanked by two white

" flanked by two white bowling pins

or just appreciating peak retro television charm

Large golden-yellow cursive script below reads "Farmers" with a sweeping tail

Opening in the mid-twentieth century

Bowling alleys like this one held suburban communities together long before anyone needed an app

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather " flanked by two whiteParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming