Wooster Skateland - Wooster, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maryland Arched distressed white text reads

Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell

A vintage cartoon illustration of a groundhog wearing a top hat and roller skates is centered within the badge

Arched distressed white block text reads "EVER HEAR OF A" above a cartoon portrait of Uncle Buck in a gray fedora

A small dark navy square in the upper right contains a white silhouette of a surfer riding a wave

Kankakee was apparently a key market in the squirrel skating economy

Wooster Skateland - Wooster, OH - Vintage Roller Rink - Long Sleeve T-Shirt maryland Arched distressed white text readsRoller rinks in small town Ohio operated on a strict social hierarchy where the couple skate separated the brave from the permanently traumatized. Wooster Skateland closed decades ago, but the emotional damage remains tax deductible. The Details: Distressed red and cream horseshoe shaped badge with arched text reading "WOOSTER SKATELAND" surrounding a vintage hand drawn illustration of a pigtailed young woman in a flared skirt striking a dynamic