Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Women's T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather Curved white serif text along

Curved white serif text along the blue lower arc reads "RANGER

with "1959 CASTLE ROCK

with yellow retro text reading "EXTRA TERRESTRIAL FROM PLANET VULCAN" at the bottom

Putting "Lit AF" on the most wholesome Christmas tree clip art available is the decorating equivalent of your aunt doing shots at noon

Reducing a Christmas carol to an exponent is the most honest thing anyone has done to holiday music

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Women's T-Shirt Color:Athletic Heather Curved white serif text alongPivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one