Boobie Bouncer - Unisex Tank Top Color:White Half the mainland has been

Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite

aka the Knight Automated Roving Robot and archnemesis of KITT from the classic 1980s television show

Hoping both teams have fun is the emotional equivalent of bringing a salad to a barbecue

with gold text below reading "BASEBALL CLUB

La Crosse fielded its Badgers in the Wisconsin State League starting in 1907

Boobie Bouncer - Unisex Tank Top Color:White Half the mainland has beenSpeedboats hitting choppy water at forty miles per hour turn every passenger into a physics demonstration nobody asked for. Marina gift shops figured out how to monetize the phenomenon with two words and zero subtlety. The Details: Bold blue retro style text reads "Boobie" above a blue clip art style illustration of a speedboat cutting through water, trailing a splashing wake. Below the boat, matching blue text reads "Bouncer." Fit & Fabric: Style: