National Sarcasm Society - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Cream script reads "Daddy Green's

Cream script reads "Daddy Green's Pizza" across the center

A pink flamingo in a one-legged pose stands centered between two green palm trees

Black block text reads "HOT APPLE PIE" with red italic text below reading "SAN FRANCISO

They were actually building a weapon for the CIA's Crossbow assassination program

Bold white block text below reads "HY-WAY ROLLERENA INC

National Sarcasm Society - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL Cream script reads "Daddy Green'sJoining the National Sarcasm Society requires zero dues, zero meetings, and zero interest in your feelings. Membership cards are unnecessary because everyone already knows you're qualified. The Details: Golden yellow vertical rectangle sits to the left of stacked white uppercase text reading "NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY." Smaller white text below reads "LIKE WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching