The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Delivery guaranteed or your money

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Cream text reads "BALL CLUB" on either side

" flanking stacked vertical letters "ESTD" and "1928" in gold and muted green

mouth open in a grin

White text reads "RECREATIONAL CENTER of PICKAWAY COUNTY" across the top

The Colonel - So I Married an Axe Murderer - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Delivery guaranteed or your moneyStuart Mackenzie's chicken conspiracy hits different when it's dressed up as actual franchise merch, smiling Colonel and all. Fortnightly cravings and wee beady eyes are just the tip of the Pentaverate iceberg. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Distressed red text reads "Because He Puts An Addictive Chemical In His Chicken That Makes Ya Crave It" followed by bold red text reading "Fortnightly, Smart Ass!" across the top. Below, a