Can I Pet Dat Dawg? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL all rendered in high-contrast white

all rendered in high-contrast white and golden-yellow ink

Bold white block text reads "I WANT MY" across the top

but nobody reads the terms of service

closer to the docks and the timber mills

Smaller white sans-serif bold text reads "JUST KIDDING" at the bottom

Can I Pet Dat Dawg? - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL all rendered in high-contrast whiteCalling a grizzly bear a dawg is the exact energy that keeps national park rangers on antidepressants. Somewhere right now a tourist is reading a "Do Not Approach Wildlife" sign and taking it as a suggestion. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "CAN I PET DAT DAWG?" across the upper portion. A vintage hand drawn illustration beneath depicts a grizzly bear walking across rocky terrain, rendered in browns and tans against a backdrop of green