The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas it's a doozy

it's a doozy

Golden-yellow etching-style illustration of a stacked pancake plate topped with butter and dripping syrup sits between wide-spaced serif capitals reading "BREAK FAST" and "ANY TIME

Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar

Dentists recommending hockey is the same energy as a tow truck driver recommending potholes

and antenna equipment

The Pork Chop Express - Unisex Hoodie vegas it's a doozyJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi