I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt 80s CA" in red serif type

CA" in red serif type at the bottom right

Bold white and light blue staggered text at the top reads "GO THAT WAY

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A flat-style illustration of a drab olive green 1970s station wagon sits in profile with a roof rack

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I'm No Cactus Expert - Unisex T-Shirt 80s CA" in red serif typeClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker