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Johnny Two Dollar Bill Parody - Better Off Dead - Long Sleeve T-Shirt ut2-rebuilt AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS CREAMJohnny's face replacing Jefferson on the two dollar bill is the promotion earned through sheer psychotic persistence. Four weeks of paperboy debt collection deserves its own currency. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Cream rectangular currency border frames ornate scrollwork in muted green and grey ink, with large numeral "2" marks in each corner. A posterized oval portrait sits left center, flanked by green serial numbers reading