The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Cursive golden-yellow script reads "San

Cursive golden-yellow script reads "San Dimas" beneath the mountain

An old school throwback design inspired by the 1977 Benihana Grand Prix boat race

Distressed white block text below reads "BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD 9 PLANETS

Distressed navy-blue upward-pointing arrow sits above bold weathered navy-blue block text reading "PIE HOLE

White text reads "ESTD" and "1985" flanking a minimalist white line drawing of a charging bull in abstract curved strokes

The Cornholio Kid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Cursive golden-yellow script reads "SanCornholio needs no sensei, no crane kick, just TP for his bunghole and absolute conviction. Miyagi would have sent him home in forty seconds. Inspired by The Karate Kid and Beavis and Butt Head. The Details: Dark silhouettes of birds fly above a figure in Cornholio's raised arms pose, standing on an olive tan shoreline with light blue waves in a muted, posterized composition. White serif text at the bottom reads "The Cornholio Kid" in a classic movie