Jimmy Two Times - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt vintage bowling Wrapping a box and cutting

Wrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift-giving strategy in holiday history

That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will

Inspired by Puddy from Seinfeld

" Blue block text below reads "3244 Ocean Drive" and "Vero Beach

Bottom text reads "IOWA STATE LEAGUE" in a distressed block font

Jimmy Two Times - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt vintage bowling Wrapping a box and cuttingEarning a nickname based entirely on a speech pattern is the kind of neighborhood immortality most people never achieve. Some guys get remembered for heists, others for saying everything twice, everything twice. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Large gold distressed block letters read "JIMMY" above white text reading "Two" and "Times" flanking a blue teal halftone portrait of Jimmy Two Times in a suit. Red, gold, and teal mid century atomic