Snowman's Bootlegging Service - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Inspired by Short Circuit 2

Inspired by Short Circuit 2

Mining camps across Colorado fielded teams that played with the same grit they brought underground

Cooking for a crowd requires the dead-eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago

Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top

and a complete disregard for OSHA regulations established decades later

Snowman's Bootlegging Service - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Maroon Inspired by Short Circuit 2Snowman's logistics operation has zero insurance, zero permits, and a blocker car driven by a guy whose entire business plan is flirting with cops. Delivery guaranteed or your money back, minus the bail. Inspired by Smokey and the Bandit. The Details: Arched tan script reads "East Bound & Down, Loaded Up & Truckin'" above large cream letters spelling "SNOWMAN'S." A black and gold Kenworth semi truck hauling a trailer painted with a western mural