Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Inspired by The Great Outdoors

Inspired by The Great Outdoors

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

with lines fanning outward from a central point below

flanked by two small muted sage-green pine trees

and now it needs an f-bomb escort like a prom date nobody's parents approved of

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Inspired by The Great OutdoorsAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each