Squatchin' Through The Snow - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Kelly with a carrying case labeled

with a carrying case labeled "CHICAGO" beside her

Scattered around the portrait are white and red-striped bowling pins

Large distressed red block text reads "WEIGHT LIFTING" with smaller black text above reading "3 Rules of

above cream serif text reading "Professor of Archaeology

Santa's decision to straddle a giant green bag with his legs spread wide suggests the North Pole's HR department is entirely decorative

Squatchin' Through The Snow - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Kelly with a carrying case labeledBigfoot in a Santa hat trudging through the woods looks exactly like a guy who got invited to the Christmas party but plans to leave before the gift exchange. The Patterson Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it. The Details: Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top. A brown illustration of Sasquatch mid stride in the classic Patterson Gimlin pose, wearing a red and white Santa hat, walks through a snowy forest