Vandelay Industries - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black dark red rounded uppercase text

dark red rounded uppercase text reads "412 North Fairfax Ave

Arched white serif text reads "YES I'M INTO" curving above a digital illustration of a ring-style donut with glossy golden-brown maple glaze

NO HIGH JINKS HERE

with the "O" replaced by a flame shape and orange sparks scattering upward

Every other national symbol requires mythology

Vandelay Industries - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black dark red rounded uppercase textThe worlds leading importer exporter of something. This Vandelay Industries design is a fan art tribute to Seinfeld, inspired by George Costanzas greatest fake companya latex empire built entirely on lies and desperation. Whether youre applying for a job, dodging responsibility, or just trying to sound important, this retro throwback is perfect for fans of classic 90s television, sitcom nostalgia, and anyone who knows its real as long as Art Vandelay