Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Surviving a chain gang just

Surviving a chain gang just to get bounced from a store selling ribbon by the yard is peak Odyssean indignity

flanked by "BORN 5 DEC

and cookies are apparently all it takes to keep him quiet

LOUIS' FINEST" followed by red serif text reading "7339 Gravois Avenue • Saint Louis

Naming a bed and breakfast after someone's mom and keeping it open 24/7 is the classiest way to make a promiscuity joke since cursive was invented

Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Surviving a chain gang justDogs grade on a curve so generous it makes community college look like MIT admissions. Gas station sushi and a ghosted gym membership apparently still earn a hero's welcome at the front door. The Details: Distressed white vintage serif text reads "Be the person your dog thinks you are." in a centered, stacked arrangement with a slightly weathered texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching