President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape

Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tape like they're being formally exonerated of identity theft

" "ONLY ORIGINALS

the other half just heard the theme song

Corpus Christi's Seagulls took the field in 1976 as part of the Gulf States League

and white clouds

President Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Screwdrivers sitting behind caution tapeTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text