American Balled Eagle - Unisex T-Shirt wichita falls above smaller text reading "est

above smaller text reading "est

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1146" in small white type to the right

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American Balled Eagle - Unisex T-Shirt wichita falls above smaller text reading "estSwapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American