Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL White script text reads "Fabulous

White script text reads "Fabulous 32 automatic lanes" above angular dark lettering reading "Java Lanes" on pink rectangular blocks

Places like Futurama weren't just alleys

it was the kind of place where Friday nights meant league play

then drank his way past caring about it

Inspired by Stand By Me

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL White script text reads "FabulousCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads