My Other Shirt Is At Your Mom's House - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL A garland of green pine

A garland of green pine branches

Bold olive-green serif text reading "GRANT" above "PALEONTOLOGY" sits inside a rounded rectangular border

and golden-yellow tie

vintage screen-print style

Bold white chunky text below reads "ROSEBUDS BASEBALL CLUB

My Other Shirt Is At Your Mom's House - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL A garland of green pineBumper sticker brags usually involve a boat or an honor student, not a confession about where you left your laundry after sleeping with someone's mother. The structure says "witty wordplay" but the content says "I peaked in seventh grade and I'm fine with it." The Details: Distressed white block text reads "MY OTHER SHIRT IS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE" in stacked uppercase letters with a weathered, grungy texture. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100%