I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL I'm no dummy

I'm no dummy

Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring-Spun Cotton

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Dropping that name at the counter turned every trucker in the joint into a statue and sent plates crashing to the floor

Concentric circular badge in golden-tan and white ink contains curved uppercase text reading "HUTCHINSON ELKS BASEBALL CLUB" along the outer ring

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL I'm no dummyCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved