Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy " Surrounding black text reads

" Surrounding black text reads "PHONE

Inspired by James "Jimmy" McGill from Better Call Saul

Selling antiques you personally owned in the 1500s while keeping a katana under your trenchcoat is peak small business energy

pretending he understands the marketing strategy

Curved white block text along the bottom reads "MOSQUITOES

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy " Surrounding black text readsSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small