Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly " arcs across the top

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Red serif text in a vintage trattoria style reads "The lady will have the linguine and white clam sauce

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Retiring a jersey for a kid who showed up on a Harley with a cigarette dangling from his lip is exactly the kind of ceremony Buttermaker's squad deserves

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Kelly " arcs across the topPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text