Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park with a vintage illustration of

with a vintage illustration of a woman in a blue skirt and white roller skates mid-stride among scattered dots

dark red rounded uppercase text reads "412 North Fairfax Ave

flanked by three white stars on each side

Distressed white rounded text reads "Just Here To Bang" with halftone texture

Inspired by Halloween

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Sweatshirt amusement park with a vintage illustration ofNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack