Beach, Please! - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer yellow and teal text reads

yellow and teal text reads "OF PIÑATAS & PARTY SUPPLIES" above a small orange matador silhouette

a hundred and nothin'

Punctuation is the only thing standing between a pleasant dinner invitation and a felony confession

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

" Distressed text reads "ESTABLISHED 1941" above "MERCED

Beach, Please! - Unisex Sweatshirt retrocomputer yellow and teal text readsPunctuation invented plausible deniability, and a single comma is out here doing more legal work than most defense attorneys. A distressed vintage sunset just means you've been telling people off at the beach since 1987. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reading "Beach, Please!" overlays a retro circular scene. A golden orange sun disc fills the upper portion with horizontal pink striped bands at the bottom, and a black silhouetted palm