Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Golden-yellow ornate Victorian scrollwork frames

Golden-yellow ornate Victorian scrollwork frames distressed text reading "UVA UVAM VIVENDO VARIA FIT" above large lettering "HAT CREEK" and "CATTLE COMPANY AND LIVERY EMPORIUM" with "LONESOME DOVE

A Seinfeld and Greatest American Hero plus George Costanza mashup

Somewhere a liberal arts major just felt a chill

Opening in 1940

and a scowl

Safety Third Fire - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Golden-yellow ornate Victorian scrollwork framesRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all