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Santa Used to Say Hey Hey Hey - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M an empty blue checkbox sitsSanta switching from "hey hey hey" to "ho ho ho" tells you everything you need to know about what happened that night. Some origin stories belong on the naughty list permanently. The Details: Flowing white script text reads "Santa" at the top. Distressed white block uppercase text below reads "USED TO SAY" followed by "HEY HEY HEY" in quotation marks, then "UNTIL HE MET YOUR MOM." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle