Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL he spelled it out one

he spelled it out one letter at a time like a burnout Confucius dropping wisdom in a parking lot

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Smaller white sans-serif text below reads "3730 CRENSHAW BLVD

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Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL he spelled it out oneRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,