Penis Pokey Book xmasher and Ascended Masters during the

and Ascended Masters during the New and Full Moons

3% spandex

in a big happy

You don't have to be a dad to wear these socks

the food's gonna taste wayyyy better this way

Penis Pokey Book xmasher and Ascended Masters during theThis book contains no nudity. No profanity. No sexual material of any kind. And yet it just might be the most obscene thing ever published! Penis Pokey is an illustrated board book with a large die cut hole in its center. Every spread features a dazzling full color illustration with one thing missing a banana, perhaps, or a fire hose, or a sea serpent. Male readers can complete the illustrations using the talents God has given them. Are we serious?