Half His Age Crochet & Knitting Despite his wealth

Despite his wealth

an avaricious but inept wizard

Still reeling from the defeat of his armada

From the traditional starred chef to the young cook who is shaking up the rules

Ringo Award

Half His Age Crochet & Knitting Despite his wealthFrom the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Im Glad My Mom Died comes a sad, funny, thrilling novel about sex, consumerism, class, desire, loneliness, the internet, rage, intimacy, power, and the (oftentimes misguided) lengths well go to in order to get what we want. Waldo is ravenous. Horny. Blunt. Naive. Wise. Impulsive. Lonely. Angry. Forceful. Hurting. Perceptive. Endlessly wanting. And the thing she wants most of all: Mr. Korgy, her creative