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A Guide to Midwestern Conversation Lamp These awful pitches were turnedLearn (and love) the language of the landlocked in this bitingly funny illustrated guide to the common phrases and sentiments of the American Heartland, from the author of the McSweeneys series A Guide to Midwestern Conversation. If you end an evening by slapping your thighs and saying, Welp, Ill go ahead and get outta your hair, then you dont need this guide, but you sure as heck might like it. Full of common Midwestern phrases (and what they really