I Shit You Not Cards Mug including sensitive and intimate areas

including sensitive and intimate areas to provide sensual lubrication that never gets sticky

or just peeking out from under a scandalously short skirt or dress to expose the sexy lace tops

Both ends feature phallic heads and ultra-veiny shafts for maximum realism and stimulation

Easy clip-in closure

Easy to discreetly bring along for cheeky getaways together

I Shit You Not Cards Mug including sensitive and intimate areasSpeak your truth with the sassy sayings on the I Shit You Not Cards! This 24 pack of cards features unique observations and inappropriate thoughts that almost everyone can relate to. It comes with a sleek timber stand and a storage box for displaying your inappropriate thought of the day. Each saying comes printed on a 300gsm FSC woodfree card for environmentally friendly sustainable swearing. Key features of the I Shit You Not Cards: Comes with 24